So, I found waldo

One night I was traipsing my way home from the bar
and there, down an alley, crumpled against a wall, was a figure
that wouldn’t normally cause me to pause,
except I noticed this familiar red and white striped sweater.

Carefully I plodded down the alley and roused the bum,
To which he snorted and grunted for me to go away, […]

So, I Found Waldo…

One night I was traipsing my way home from the bar
and there, down an alley, crumpled against a wall, was a figure
that wouldn’t normally cause me to pause,
except I noticed this familiar red and white striped sweater.

Carefully I plodded down the alley and roused the bum,
To which he snorted and grunted for me to go away,
But when I caught a glimpse of his thick black glasses,
I knew I had found the man I spent a childhood searching for.

‘Oh wow, you’re Waldo! Oh-my-god, I’ve found Waldo!’
Then hard as a hammer he struck at me and hissed:
“You fool! Leave me be. I am no one special, oh, 
  I have nothing no one could ever have missed!”

‘But…you’re Waldo…and I found you,
 all my life everyone’s been looking for you,
 and I’m the one that finally found you!’

“Yes… I am Waldo, and, yes, you found me,
  but whoever said I wanted to be found is a fraud.
  You see, I became lost for a reason.
  Now leave me be before I make people
  start wondering where you’ve gone.”

‘But…you’re Waldo…and I found you,’ I repeated, 
 and left feeling defeated, feeling thoroughly rejected…

/01/23/09
M. L. Michael 









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