Hyperbole Owns All. (The Greatest Sonnet Ever!) America’s the biggest fan of hyperbole Because there’s no greater figure of speech or greater poetic device for today’s poetry, that mirrors the rhetoric of those that preach. Hyperbole can solve all the world’s woes better than any sort of euphemisms, Hyperbole will rock you from your head to your toes, by being that ism to end all isms. So listen up and listen well, Hyperbole can and will save us all from destruction With the gilded promise of a solid sell Hyperbole can and will obliterate any form of obstruction. Until you stop, and you think, and you look it up in the dictionary, and there you discovery that hyperbole is really quite silly. M. L. Michael [9-15-08 –– 10-30-08]
hyperbole owns all
America’s the biggest fan of hyperbole
Because there’s no greater figure of speech
or greater poetic device for today’s poetry,
that mirrors the rhetoric of those that preach.[…]